This guy was out hunting one day.  He had all the gear.....the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun.  As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun, and it went off.  He had shot himself, right through his penis.

So he went to the Doctor and got put under anesthesia.  When he woke up, he found that the Doctor had done a marvelous job repairing his penis.  When he was completely awake and ready to go home, the Doctor gave him a business card.

"This is my brothers card.  I'll make an appointment for you to see him."

The guy says, "Is your brother a Doctor, too..??"

The Doctor replies, "No, he plays the flute.  He'll show you where to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye."