Joe had the reputation of being a freewheeling bachelor with a cavalier, non-attachment attitude towards women, so it was a surprise to everyone when at a large party, he led his sexy new girlfriend out to the middle of the dance floor and got down on one knee in front of her.

“I just want to say” began Joe, “that I think of you all the time. I dream of being close to you. When I look at you, my body rises with emotion. I think of those moments when I gently kiss your lips, how my face nuzzles your hair, how you fulfill me.”

With that everyone began to applaud and in the excitement Joe’s girlfriend simply nodded.

Later, one of Joe’s close friends came over to him and said “Joe, that was amazing. I never realized that you could be so sensitive and romantic towards a woman.”

Joe looked at his friend and said “Let’s not go overboard. When I was down there on my knee, I was talking to her pussy.”