Shotgun wedding....a case of wife or death.

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

A man needs a mistress to break the monogamy.

Hangover....the wrath of grapes.

No matter what happens somebody will always find a way to take it too seriously.

It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.