When Tiger tees off invariably some dufuss hollers "get in the hole!"   Now the proper response to holler is "Get the the hole you should be in!"


When Tiger discusses his game in the media center I think he'll need to be careful describing his "lipouts."


Tiger tells Gillete that he enjoys "closer shaves" - that's a close shave where he got more than nicked.

Next time Tiger his one and says he "nutted it"...make sure it's the golf club he is talking aobut!

Is Tiger trying to chase Jack Nicklaus' major record wins or Wilt Chamberlains?