"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth.  I assisted in furthering that version."---Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony (was this the first incident of the PC practice of describing something in a different way?  How about 'I lied' Ollie?)

"We don't necesarily discriminate.  We simply exclude certain types of people."---Colonel Geral Wellman, ROTC Instructor (oh..well that's different then)

"We've got to pause & ask ourselves:  How much clean air do we really need?"---Lee Iacocca, former head of Chrysler Corp (& the answer is...?)

"It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago!"---Dan Quale, VP (what a quotable guy)

"Hawaii is a unique state.  It's a small state.  It is a state that's by itself.  It is different from the other 49 states.  Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."---Dan Quale, VP (I'll bet that won a lot of votes)

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective in March because we received notice that you passed away.  May God bless you.  Your may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."---A letter from the Dept of Social Services, Greenville, S. Carolina (wonder if there's a special form for this)

"Two world wars have started in the Balkans."---Pres. Bill Clinton in an press interview explaining why the U.S. was involved in Kosovo (Poland is in the Balkans? He must have been busy not inhaling during geography class)