A nun in the bath, there's a knock at the door. "Who is it?" she asks. "It's the blind man." "Come in," she says. "Nice tits," he says, "where do you want the blind?"

A blind guy walks into a library and places a cheese grater covered in blood on the desk. "What's this?" the perplexed librarian asks. "It's the most violent book I've ever read!" says the blind man.

A mom is cleaning her 12-year-old son's bedroom when she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband, "What do I do?" The hubby says, "I'm no expert but I wouldn't spank him!