What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The others a great year.

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.

What's the sign on the Whore House Say?
Beat It we aren't here.  

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What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch