Two couples were vacationing at a luxurious resort together. One of the men, Dan was a prominent physician. The other, Joe was into real estate. As the foursome lay by the pool one afternoon, a tall, well endowed blonde walked by. “Hi, Dr. Dan. How are you doing?” she said as she walked by. “Fine, thank you.” Dan replied.
Dan’s wife turned to him and said “Who’s that? How do you know her?. Dan casually replied “Oh, I know her professionally. It’s a business thing.”
Later that evening at dinner Dan and Joe happened to be in the restroom at the same time relieving themselves. Joe turned to Dan and asked “Hey Dan, that sexy blonde we saw today. You said you know her professionally and it’s all business. How is that? Dan paused for a moment and then said “Yeah, she’s a professional. She charges $500 a trick. You want her number?