A boy was ship wrecked and he washed ashore on a deserted island; the only survivor. He lived many years alone eating what was on the island..berries,coconuts and clams..lots of clams.
One day, much to his happiness a young beautiful woman washed ashore. After awhile, he got to know her and explained all he had learned about the island.
"how have you lived all this time? what have you been eating?" she asked.
he went on to explain about the various things to eat on the island including all the clams.
some time later, as they became closer, the young woman asked him if he'd ever made love, to which he replied in the negative.
"well, let me show you how to make love", she said.
later after much loving the two of them lay spent on the sand.
"well, what do you think about making love", she asked?
"it's really great" he said.
"But look what you did to my clam digger!" he added, looking down.
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