On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the

negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her

husband, a retired Marine, and said: "Honey, do you remember this?" He

looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same

negligee the night we were married." She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you

remember what you said to me that night?" He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I

still remember." "Well, what was it?" she asked. He was not much in the mood

for this, but, he sighed and responded, "Well, honey, as I remember, I said;

'Darlin', I'm going to suck the life out of those beautiful breasts and

screw your brains out.' " She giggled and said; "Yes dear, that's it. That's

exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same

negligee. What do you have to say tonight?" He looked her up and down and

replied, "Mission accomplished."