A guy walks into an ice-cream shop with his wife and his son.
He says, "I'll have a chocolate cone."
The wife says, "I'll have a vanilla cone."
Then he slaps his son in the back of the head and says, "What do you want, fat head?"
The lady behind the counter says, "Why'd did you smack him and call him fat head?"
The husband says, "There are three things in life a man wants. The first thing is a nice big car. You see that nice big car sitting out there? That's mine. The second thing a man wants in life is a nice big house.  Have you seen that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's mine. The third thing a man wants in life is a nice tight pussy. And I had that, until fat head came along."