Three engineers are talking and the electrical engineer says "God must surely be an electrical engineer. Look at the complexity of the human nervous system, the millions of neurons all working together. Only an EE could have designed that."
The mechanical engineer disagrees. "God must surely be a mechanical engineer. Look at the way in which the human body functions, the bones, tendons, ligaments, muscles. Only a ME could have designed something like that." But the civil engineer disagrees, too. "God must surely be a civil engineer. Who else could design a major waste disposal system that run right through a recreational area!"
A mathematician, a theoretical physicist and engineer are shown into a large room with a gorgeous naked woman on the other side from them. They're told that they can walk over to the lady, who is making beckoning motions to them, and do whatever they like when they get to her.
Just one rule: Each step they take has to be half the length of the previous step.
The mathematician never even starts walking, because he knows he can never get to the goal.
The theoretical physicist -thinks- he might get there, but it depends on whether space is quantized or not. He remains lost in thought.
The engineer heads on over and has a great time, because he knew all along he could get close enough for all practical purposes.
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