While riding in an elevator a really busty lady entered.
Mesmerized, I was staring at her boobs when she said:
  "Would you please press One."
So I did.
I don’t remember anything else until the paramedics woke me up.
Recovery time 4 – 6 weeks.

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A man entered the elevator of a swanky hotel and says "Ballroom please."
The lady standing in front of him replies "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?” The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!” The guy pauses for a minute and says, “Hmmm… it must be your feet, then.”