Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.

The cowboy from Australia says, I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby.

The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands.

The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his penis.