There were 3 college guys on a summer vacation road trip across the
country. One night it starts raining really hard so the driver
decides to pull over to the nearest inn. When they get inside the
clerk tells the 3 men that there are only 3 rooms left. He says ,
One with a bunch of pigs one with a bunch of donkeys and one with
18 beautiful women. The first guy says,You know I'm really tired and
I don't care what room I sleep in so I'll sleep with the pigs. The 2nd
guy says, Man I was driving all night and I just want to hit the sack.
I'll sleep with the donkeys. The third guy who has been drinking all
night and is wide awake says, Well that leaves me with the women. The
next morning the first guy wakes up and says, Man, it smells like
shit in here. He goes over to the second guy's room and when he walks
in there is an instant odor in the air.Man, this smells just as bad
as my room ,the first guy said.Finally, the two guys walk into the
third guys room and smell a wonderful scent. They say "This smells
like a golf course"

The third guy says "Well, that's probably because I was putting my
balls in 18 holes all night.