Late Saturday night two Nuns were walking through the park on their way back to church. Out of the blue 2 bad guys grab each Nun and take them behind the bushes and start Rapeing them.
1st Nun says: Dear Lord, Please forgive this man for he knows not what he is doing.
2nd Nun says: Sister, I don't know about your man but mine sure does.
OK OK I Know its sick but come on its funny isn't it? My Mom told me this joke years ago.
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