A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.

“Out drinking again!?” she says. “How much money did you spend this time?”

“$100,” he answers.

“$100!” she shouts. “That’s ridiculous, spending that much in one night!”

“Easy for you to say,” he replies. “You don’t smoke, you don’t drink, and you have your own pussy.”