# 10
Golfer:     "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
       Caddy:     "Think you can keep your head down that long?"


# 9
Golfer:     "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy:     "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."


# 8
Golfer:     "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy:     "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."


# 7
Golfer:     "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy:     "Eventually."


# 6
Golfer:     "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy:     "I don't think so sir.  That would be too much of a coincidence."


# 5
Golfer:     "Please stop checking your watch all the time.  It's too
Much of a distraction."
Caddy:     "It's not a watch -  it's a compass."


# 4
Golfer:     "How do you like my game?"
Caddy:     "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."


# 3
Golfer:     "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy:     "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."


# 2
Golfer:     "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy:     "This isn't the golf course.  We left that an hour ago."


And the # 1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer:     "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy:     "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."