Following a long and spirited football game, the female cheering squad retired to the women’s locker room to shower and cleanup. While in the shower one of the gals noted that Susie, a sexy young blonde didn’t have any pubic hair. “Susie,” said the gal, “I see that you don’t have any hair down in your private parts area. Do you shave down there?”
“No” replied Susie, “I don’t.”
“Laser treatment?” asked the gal.
“No” Susie replied again,”It’s kind of a natural thing.” Curious, the gal asked, “Natural? I’m not sure what you mean.”
Susie said “Well, the best way for me to explain it is to use a metaphor.” “A metaphor?” asked the gal.
With a sly and mischievous smile Susie said “Yes, a metaphor. Have you ever heard the old expression ‘Grass doesn’t grow on a busy highway.’ ?”