This is a repost an ad i found on CL years ago...I was trying to come up with something again to let you guys and gals know that I am ready for some adult fun...if I could come up with something like this, wow...I do wonder if she got it from someone else or if it was original...

I cannot claim to have written this, but I did find it very funny. And I have added some things that pertain to me… Euphemia

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Does Your Penis Tend To Wander? - w4m

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