a couple that might be interested in providing a creamy white cream pie for me to eat.

My identity will only be revealed to legit responses for the obvious reason that I don't want this post held against me at a later date.

And please no idiotic response about uncovered full service or other such nonsense. If you're going to write that stuff read the post first and then think about what it "ACTUALLY" asks.
Thanx in advance!

you might be able to have some luck with "Holly and Rod" - They are a couple that provides, though note they state they dont really provide GFE.  I know, it means different things to different people, just a heads up.  Their TER id is 139632.