COMING TO PLAY in Austin MON. MARCH 8th TO FRI. MARCH 13th 2004

ARE YOU PITCHING A TEEPEE YET?

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.

After a short while he asked her what she was.

"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," told the young woman.

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

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Who knew you were a lesbian? LOL. Advance appointments are guaranteed with preferential treatment - every hour you arrange will be slightly extended I don't believe in rushing. Do you? I hope not. I can't stand a clock watcher  LOL

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XOXO Macarena,

" Why don't you come on up and see me sometime...when I got nothin' on but the radio" - Mae West

Play time Mon Thru Fri. (10AM -8PM while in Austin)