Salutations, thermogenic impedimenta. Indubitably you have the perspicacity to envisage that our assignation should transpire forthwith. Demur not! Your proclivity for me is conspicuous.

("Hey, hot stuff. Clearly, you can see that we need to go on a date, like right now. Don't argue! You know you want me.")

Stats:
28 years old
5'4"
slender with curves
brunette
green eyes
Irish complexion, eastern European features
Love foot attention
Will triple YOUR word score, ifyouknowwhatimean
TER-established and reviewer-approved

1.5 hour brief encounter/$450
2 hour cocktail companionship/$600
3 hour dinner date/$900
(All words, $10 or otherwise, included.)

Please visit my website for more information on extended date and travel arrangements.

P411 and Date-Check friendly!

I'm totally infatuated with this brainy goddess who reads Oscar Wilde (It's a love that dare not speak its name).

 I just hope we have time for a game of Scrabble (?)    --z

Carrie is a gem; treat her well!

It's the sole reason God created overnight dates.

Well... ok, maybe not the ONLY reason, but it's one of 'em!

The Lone Star State will be glad to have you back any time.

btw - a few of those $10 words did not compute ????

anyway, while basking away, tasting your nectar, I WILL NOT complain...

still my personal fave!!!!