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("Hey, hot stuff. Clearly, you can see that we need to go on a date, like right now. Don't argue! You know you want me.")

Stats:
28 years old
5'4"
slender with curves
brunette
green eyes
Irish complexion, eastern European features
Love foot attention
Will triple YOUR word score, ifyouknowwhatimean
TER-established and reviewer-approved

1.5 hour brief encounter/$450
2 hour cocktail companionship/$600
3 hour dinner date/$900
(All words, $10 or otherwise, included.)

Please visit my website for more information on extended date and travel arrangements.

P411 and Date-Check friendly!