Just the facts, ma'am. Er, sir.

An ad with just the facts, nothin' fancy.

- 5'4" (...or is it 5'5"?)
- slender
- brunette
- green eyes
- light complexion
- no tattoos, no unusual piercings, non-smoker
- rumored to be "better than Luby's"

$600/2 hours
$900/3 hour dinner date
$1200/4 hour dinner date

Incalls, overnights, and travel available with advance notice and deposit. Please see my packages page for more details: http://www.carriehillcrest.com/packages.html

Okay, fine, I give. Here's a little something fancy:
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/dragnet.asp