But fear me not, dear; I'm not dangerous. I'm a noble Texan and well livin'.
I also only rarely speak in iambic pentameter, wear slinky lingerie instead of a baggy toga, and am not into stabbing people. But I DO love a good glass of wine!
Don't wait until the Ides of March pass; email me today.
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