Are you tired of seeing ladies whose smiles look like Eric Crumble's* would after a few rounds with Muhammad Ali?

Then step into the ring with me! I have all my teeth excepting my wisdom teeth and, really, who needs those anyway?

I am also guaranteed inbreeding-free for at least four generations, and have the appropriate number of fingers AND toes! (See photo below.)

$600/2 hours
$900/3 hour dinner date
$1200/4 hour dinner date

Extended, overnight, weekend, and travel dates available -- incall possible with deposit and advance notice. See my packages page for details: http://www.carriehillcrest.com/packages.html

Actual boxing matches not available. Pillow fights possible only if I get to use that long cylindrical pillow they put on the bed in fancy hotels.


* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Crumble

Carrie, I can't see your left hand????

I lost that one in the war. Along with my head.

But I hope you will trust me when I say that I am really, really good with my right hand. ;D

Carrie, your physical beauty is matched only by your wit and charm. Luke

Madame Carrie,

  I so love it when you impart upon any old topical thing, and just "fly" with it...would you "do" my radio show sometime, if I gave you a toll-free number? Golly, if you're this cerebrally (read: Dennis Miller-like), laugh-out-loud funny in person, I'd love to have you--in several ways, I'll venture.

  Yours is, simply, the most appealing and intriguing approach to the Hook I have ever witnessed, in good-old, well-crafted English... I'm impressed. Selah.


Okay,
Bobbo

I'd say I'm more witty in text than in person, but it's always been easier for me to communicate in writing than verbally. My literacy brings all the boys to the yard.

While I can handle myself well one-on-one most of the time, and have a few made-him-spit-his-drink moments under my belt, in larger groups (or radio shows), I go insta-wallflower. Which is why I don't go to socials! So thank you, but hell no.