Hahaha!

He isn't too rough on the eyes, if you're into that greying cowboy look.

"It was a another dusty September morning on the Hillcrest ranch. Carrie woke early, threw on a sundress and her favorite boots, and hurried to the horse pen where she knew Horsetrainer Joe would be arriving to break in the new colt. 'Oh,' she thought longingly, a frisson of excitement moving over her lithe, feminine frame, 'If only Horsetrainer Joe would crack that whip for me someday...' The thought of the front of his tight, bulging Wranglers that peeked from under his well-worn leather chaps made her increase her pace, and the flush that spread across her cheeks and bosom wasn't just from the heightened exertion..."

I may be into that greying cowboy look. Just a little.