for my very first post....

last week I was in Dallas on business and stopped at a local strip club.  I met two beautiful women and had a very nice time.  However, I got the feeling one or both of them may see clients on the side.  I know this is a long shot but if you are on here, I'd like for you to PM me so I can add to my favorites and hopefully spend more time together next time I'm in Dallas or when you're in Chicago.

Other than what I just mentioned, a couple things to identify me....
1.  I'm from Chicago
2.  We discussed your favorite Chicago foods
3.  You travel to Chicago often "to visit family"

If (a big if) you see this and recognize our time last week please PM me and identify where you stay in Chicago and the club we met.

can you help me find my needle in the haystack?

like i said, it's a long shot.  i've been lurking on this board (along with Chicago, Newbie and general) for a while trying to learn before taking the plunge to even post a message let alone get someone in hot water.  this is why i didn't name the club.  macdaddy, i've noticed your posts in other boards and seem to be a respected and veteran poster.  if you can suggest to this newbie a provider that will properly introduce me to the hobby, I'd greatly appreciate it.  this is being posted to the dallas board but probably should be moved to the newbie or Chicago board at this point (i actually live in Chicago).  

to the dallas board, hopefully my girl's out there!  (not that i'm not open to others though!)

But isn't one found needle in a haystack worth 2 or even 10 in the bush?

and he really wants that bush..