As requested and promised, from now until the end of 2009, I am running a rare special.

2 hour dates, previously $600, now can be yours for only one easy payment of
*****$599.99!*****

That's right --
*****$599.99!*****

But wait, there's more!

3 hour dinner dates, ordinarily $900, are SLASHED to
*****$899.99!*****

4 hour dinner dates, regularly $1200, are now a SHOCKINGLY LOW
*****$1199.99!*****

WOW! You don't want to miss this! Supplies limited, so order today: http://www.carriehillcrest.com/reservations.html





(Coverage and offer not available everywhere. Email for locations. Ends 12/31/2009. May require two month agreement, up to $100 incall activation fee, up to 50% termination fee, individual approval and deposit, and maybe some nice flowers or something. Additional terms and restrictions apply. See provider for details.)

You missed your calling! You could have been a writer for a late night comedy show....

That is just too FUNNY.  Thanks for making my day!