Cause when you snuck over in the dark last night that was my dog you were bb'ing not me. But since you were so vocal about getting all three of your inches in and "yellin take it all bitch", I didn't have the heart to TELL you were doing Max AGAIN.
Don't worry though I don't think a dog can get std's from a human.
When I saw the crabs scatter into the under-brush of your pubic-hair like roaches do in your single-wide when you flip on the light, I knew I'd be better off with the pooch... If I made a mistake "stumbling in the dark" and somehow accedently ended up tossing my pole in the cavern between your legs, I would have gnawed my cock off at the stump to make my escape!
There's no mistaking you in the dark... The stench is a clear give-away... Try some vinegar and baking soda on that rank cooter of yours... They've got the comercial-sized ones at Sam's Club on sale right now....
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