You ever wake up in the middle of the night and have a hard-on that aches? I mean the thing's so stiff that even if the provider's orifice were the size of a bb, you could still get it in with one well aimed thrust.

It's in those instances that you awake saying, "Where the hell is a provider when you need one?"

Now, I am not talking about the "I need to pee, security" hard-on. I am talking about the "Throbber" the "Steel Missle". The one you would brag about and show to all your neighbors if you didn't think they'd have you put in jail.

How come these things "comes up" at night instead of when you arrive at a providers. I mean you get to the providers and you get one of those semi-hard riser. Why not a throbber?

I tell you, life is not fair.

HAH

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