Don't you just hate it with real life gets in the way of your playtime?  Work stresses, pet-drama, nagging family?  Enough to make you want to just disappear for a few months, am I right guys?  Right???


Anyway, allow me to introduce you... to ME!

I'm Veronica Moore:  Computer Geek, Part-Time Masked Wrestler, Sarcasm Enthusiast, Sexy Librarian-type Hipster Chick and Ebony Provider.  You may remember me from such hit ads as "Tall, Dark and Awesome Ebony Provider" and "Just Read It, Already!"  But you probably don't, because it's really been a while.

Let's see... how do these things go?  Oh yes... my "stats."

Age: Made in the 80s.  I'm therefore now considered retro, kitschy and "ironic"
Height: Statistically speaking, I'm probably taller than you.
Weight: 12 stones
Ethnicity: #663333

So I guess here is where I'm supposed to tell you how I'm the best at everything, list a bunch of acronyms and say something about roses.

But I'm gonna draw you a kitty instead.
               /\_/        ____/ o o    /~____  =ø= /
(______)__m_m)

Seriously... just go to my website.  Everything you could possibly want to know about me, that I'd be willing to tell you is there.  Besides, I worked hard on it and so you're going to look at it!!