Dallas

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How did you get hold of my high school picture.

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Okay, so I've been kind of resting on my laurels instead of posting ads and whatnot.  I'm just now getting my account reactivated over here in TERland after a very long break.  It's time I  jump right back into things :)

First things first...

Hey there, Dallas!  Allow me to introduce myself... Moore.  Veronica Moore. I've been in your city since June, I'm still very new here as far as experiencing Texas (and Texans). Why don't I tell you a little about myself.

((Sorry, I'm very verbose, so if you have a short attention span, you might want to scroll on down to the bottom of this ad.  You know, I would do the same thing.))

I'm originally from New Orleans, LA but I've lived in Atlanta, Boston, Baton Rouge and Denver.  I've been described as everything from "hot librarian chick" to a "hot nerd chick" to a "hot hipster chick" to a "hot rockabilly chick."  But see the one thing that all those descriptions have in common?  Yep.  I'm a chick.

I majored in Biology at a crappy state school (where I discovered the joys of being a co-ed-slash-escort) but decided that I didn't want to spend my life behind a microscope.  So now I spend it behind a computer.  To break up the "awesomeness" of the day-to-day *excitement* that is life in Frisco, TX, I decided to dust off the ole hobby accounts and dive back in!

Now I know what you're saying... "Veronica, will you just shut up already and post the pics and rates already?"  Hey, I told you that you should have just scrolled past all this.  Alright... Alright...

To keep this short (which is a relative term, really), I'm gonna cut out the part of the ad which I typically fill with flowery prose, escort ad cliches (blah blah "VIP," blah blah blah "elegance," blah blah blah "ultimate GFE") gratuitous use of double entendre and references to chocolate and just skip to the meat and potatoes!  


((if you were scrolling to the good parts, they start here))

* I'm tall (6' or thereabouts)
* I'm Black (or chocolate or ebony or African-American or some other word for Black, depending on your level of PCness)
* I'm busty (38D... natural & perky.  Thank you genetics!)
* I'm VERY low-volume (by choice.  I'm a little on the selective side.  Also, I've got a job that keeps me moderately busy.  Not to mention the amount of time I spend in Azeroth which, let's just say, would give the average basement-dwelling uber nerd reason to shake his head at me.  The shame!)
*  I LOVE fetishes and BDSM and am just a *smidge* on the Domme side (ha)
*  I have reviews (but you can see that, can't you?)
*  I require screening but really, who doesn't these days? AND (now this is very important) I require ADVANCE NOTICE.


All of THIS for the low introductory rate of $199.95 per hour!

But WAIT!  There's MORE!

Since I *STILL* haven't seen much of Dallas yet outside of Frisco and McKinney, I thought I'd extend a little bit of a "Getting to Know Me" introductory special.  

If you would like a three hour or longer dinner date or a two hour or longer lunch date, I'm taking $100.00 off (provided we go to a restaurant or bar/club that doesn't suck).

If after reading ALL OF THIS, I haven't scared you away because I seriously... talk... a... lot, and you'd still like to get together, I can be contacted by e-mail: [email protected], via P411 (look up Veronica Moore) and by yahoo messenger: MissVeronicaMoore (I'm always signed on thanks to smartphone technology!).


If you've gotten this far without banging your head against your table, I thank you. No... I applaud you.


Oh... and Hey, Carrie!!  Hey Sienna!! Hey Honey!!  (^_^) Yay for familiar faces... uh... screen names

Best & most entertaining intro. I've ever read.  Love your since of humour.

LOL. I described you as a "long-haired curvy video-gamin' hottie." Forgot to mention you were a chick. ;)

because long-haired and "curvy" gamers come in both genders.

I caught that without the visual.   Now I'll spend the rest of the day trying to get THAT one out of my head.

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How did you get hold of my high school picture.

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