"Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills?  I mean, flee to my lodge* in the hills."

I'm back from a month-long vacation. It was great! I'm totally relaxed now and want to help you feel the same. Let's take a mini-vacation with each other!

You:
- on the smarter side of average
- prefer a sensual encounter
- able to plan ahead and host at your home or hotel
- can do a reasonable imitation of genuine laughter at a pretty girl's bad jokes

Me:
- 5'4"
- slender and delicately curvy
- brunette
- green eyes
- ivory complexion
- 27 years old
- no decorations other than freckles
- fond of Pinot Grigio and classic slapstick comedy

$450/1.5 hours (minimum)
$600/2 hours
Longer engagements and dinner dates available -- see website for more!

* Lodge not included. (I'm outcall to Dallas county only.)