YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!! That's what I have to say Dallas! I had never been to Dallas in my life, and through gentle urgings from some select gentlemen, I put Dallas on my (very full) map
Lazzara92, you got the ball rolling with being my newly coined name "hobby host". What an amazing way to initiate me. And of course your smug little smile due to some "first time in Dallas experience" accomplishments- (nice review by the way. You captured our ""in the moment experience to a T- right now down to the growl! Thank you so much! Every moment was bliss and time did stand still.
Then there was the State Fair and the piggy races thanks to a fellow "piggy lover". I even bought a cowboy hat-animal print of course. And then there are so many more- too numerous to recount- wonderful individuals who just made my first time here in Dallas golden! I even had to extend my visit because you didn't want me to leave. Yes, I will be back. I still have to drink tequila and dance on the table! Love you Dallas. You have a beautiful city with beautiful people who represent it. Thank you!
YOU ARE THE BEST! You have a standing (or sitting or inverted or sideways) invitation to return to Big D. I'll be your host any time, you tall sexy thing, just say the word. You know how to reach me! Cum back soon, ya hear?
Haya baby! I would never forget you! You're my "N'Oleans" ambassador, partner in crime at the strip club, fellow hurricane drinker, innocent bystander while I get hurled off the damn mechanical bull on my head,party 'til dawn buddy, and do each other 'til we drop f*ck buddy- you rock!
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