LOL. I'm one of the guys, right? Hell, I go on dates so I'm replying!

My best date ever, was with a hobbyist who was in chiropractors school. He was ENAMORED with the fantasy of 'practicing' on me. We went to dinner. Then he spent 90 minutes massaging and licking me! I got paid my full rate but I honestly felt like I should have tipped him! He graduates in May and then he'll definitely be my chiropractor!

KK

Mmmm - I told her I'd never tell...

but she's retired now, so WTH!

I hit it off with this lady from the start. First 8 days, 3 dates and a dinner off the clock. Pillow talk between rounds we discovered so much in common. 3 - 5 phone conversations every day. After that 3rd date I joked that I had blown my hobby budget for awhile. blah blah blah - She was coming to my house and she lived about 20 minutes south of me.

About that time, she mentions she has nothing to do that Saturday except drop off the kids at her bothers place about 10 minutes north of me. The geography of that part of FL means only one route and she would passing within 5 minutes of me. (this is not real, but let's say her biz name is Alice and real name is Kelly)

So, I ask  her - "how about on the way back Kelly, not Alice, stops by for take out and a movie" she seemed excited and said, 'well Kelly will be like soccer mom not dolled up Alice' - I said fine.

I had a sense we had connected beyond the norm, but all of us do, eh??? She arrived and yes, quite a bit more plain looking, hell I didn't care, she got my juices going. We sat on the couch and pretended to be interested in the Chinese menu. Our eyes met, and instant high school make out session and soon she was on top of me - very hot and heavy.

After a few minutes, she jumps off and scurries away. I thought, SHIT, she's thinking this is getting out of hand. And just my luck, not to be.

And then, a soft fabric floats on my head - it was her shirt! I turn around and from the hallway leading to the bedroom - a bra is thrown across the tile floor - I'm liking THIS!

I run to the hallway and their in my bedroom - she is standing naked with one hand on her hip and the other above her head twirling her shorts - come get me babe!

WOW !!! this started a very hot n heavy romance totally off the clock!!! Super yummy!!!

Last month with two ladies a dream of mine and it came true. They spent the afternoon treating me like a king. I still don't know how I got home.

Best and/or most memorable date ever ...

Just happened ... one of the most beautiful, elegant, classy, and fun loving ladies I have ever met!