Picture this: a slender brunette, real looker, classy type -- you know, the kind of girl you could take home to your mother if you weren't already married. Not a thing about her that wouldn't want to make you dance up a wall and do a somersault like Donald O'Connor*. That's right, chief, not a thing... except her incall rates.
Well, chief, I did some leg-work on this story, and you won't believe what I dug up! This handsome dame, Carrie Hillcrest, has just lowered her incall rates.
What's that, chief? Oh, yeah, at first I thought she was having one over on the naive young upstart cub reporter too, but here's the proof -- it's right there on her website, plain as the nose on your face!
Can't argue with the facts, chief! Right, I'll get straight to work on this story. It's gonna be big!"
But I'm currently very happy -- both personally and financially -- with my two hour minimum, and have been for over a year now. I'm like very few other providers in both this and many other ways.
Although, if anyone is *really* limited on time and wants to see me for an hour at my two-hour rate, I could be persuaded to make that happen.
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