I'm Veronica Moore:  Computer Geek, Part-Time Masked Wrestler, Sarcasm Enthusiast, Sexy Librarian-type Hipster Chick and Ebony Provider.  You may remember me from such hit ads as "Tall, Dark and Awesome Ebony GFE Provider" and "Just Read It, Already!"  

Well, let's get to it, shall we?

Age: Made in the 80s.  I'm therefore now considered retro, kitschy and "ironic"
Height: Statistically speaking, I'm probably taller than you.
Weight: 12 stones
Bust:  My cup runneth over
Ethnicity: #663333

So I guess here is where I'm supposed to tell you how I'm the best at everything, list a bunch of acronyms and say something about roses.

Well... I'm not the best at everything, but what I *am* good at, I'm highly skilled (I just lost 10 escort points right there by not claiming myself the best in the entire universe and not stating that I can do magical things with my orifices.  I am not the best at self-promotion).

I don't accept donations, but I do have rates.  Oh and the rate is to be paid in cold, hard, US dollars, not roses.  $150/hhr or $200/hr

Seriously... just go to my website.  Everything you could possibly want to know about me, that I'd be willing to tell you is there.  Besides, I worked hard on it and so you're going to look at it!!

Contact:  MissVeronicaMoore (Yahoo! Messenger and Skype)
             [email protected]
             www.veronica-moore.com

I'm not up on English weights.  What's that in kilograms?

76.2 to be exact :-p