You're looking for something more than the average guy because, well, you aren't the average guy. You know life is far too short and precious to phone in, skimming the safe surface with small talk and polite smiles. Hello there, handsome! I’m your  
   
Jane of all Trades, I-got-you-covered Girl Friday  
   
Secret keeper and confidant when the world's a bit too much  
   
Deliciously brainy deep discussion buddy  
   
Impish co-conspirator adding sprinkles and cake toppers to our fabulous schemes  
   
From heels and polish to boots and dusty grins, I soak in the bright technicolor of life, and I invite you to revel alongside me. I’m your Perfect Girlfriend Material, without the complications.  
   
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Quid Pro Quo, my future friend. You now know a little bit about me, and more is available a finger's breadth away, just under that little website link below. I very much desire to get to know you a bit in return; when sending out your initial email to me, please include a bit about yourself, including (but certainly not limited to) that ever necessary screening information. (All screening and date options are available for your perusal on my website.)  
   
With gratitude and great anticipation of what our connection may bring us,  
   
~Eve