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Nigel Tufnel: The ratings all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most escorts go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean she's better? Is she any better?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, she's one better, isn't she? She's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be happy playing with a ten. You're with a ten here, turned on all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're at ten on your rating scale. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven and book EC.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One better than a ten.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten better and make ten be the top number and make that a little better?
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