1.  Everyday is casual day!  I can attend meetings wearing sexy lingerie, provocative clothing or NOTHING AT ALL.  My dry cleaning bill for business attire is virtually non-existent.

2.  I can work and hold meetings in bed and no one complains.  *wink*

3.  Meetings are not boring.  I don't have to sit through hours of planning and strategy to decide what course of action to take.  Meetings are filled with action.

4.  I do not have to worry about complaints of sexual harrassment if I grab someone in a meeting inappropriately.  In fact, I am encouaged to grab and touch during meetings, the more "inappropriate" the better.

5.  Coffee is always freshly prepared and multiple cups are available.  No stale coffee sitting on the burner.

6.  Foul language is not discouaged.  Dirty talk is encouraged during appointments.  "F*ck You" is an appropriate workplace saying and a welcome invitation.

7.  I have flexible hours.  I do not have to sit at a desk all day.  Like every job, it has its ups and downs and ins and outs (and ups and downs, and ins and outs and ups and downs and...).. However, in my job, the more the better.

8.  I don't have to worry about getting written up negatively for being "naughty at work.". In fact, the naughtier I am, the better the write up.

9.  I don't have to "imagine" my audience naked when giving an oral presentation.  No imagination necessary. They are naked.

10.  Sitting on my employer's lap to get a raise (or cause something to rise) is perfectly acceptable and encouraged.

11,  I can talk about religion in the workplace without anyone feeling uncomfortable.  In fact, I am often heard muttering "oh, God" during intense moments.

12.   I don't have to worry about slowly climbing the corporate ladder.  I change positions often, many times advancing and changing positions many times during a single meeting.

13.  I can drink wine or champagne while working.

14.  Explosions between two individuals at work are looked forward to and not reported to Human Relations.  They are an exciting part of human relations. *wink*

15.  Everyday is payday.  No waiting for a paycheck every couple of weeks.

 
They say if you love your job, you never have to "work.". I guess that means I am just having FUN everyday!!!

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