🎶 bow Chica wow-wow! 🎶.  It's Savannah Rain! 🍌

Hey hey hey, it's your lucky day. So, fun fact, I am performing at electric forest music festival this weekend but because all remaining rehearsals were cancelled (because I am so awesome) that means I've actually able to carve out some time to see some friends this week. Woo-hoo! This calls for some dancing lady emojis! 👯💃👯💃👯💃👯💃👯💃👯💃👯💃

🙊🙈🙉 **my schedule this week and next ** 🙊🙈🙉

Monday 6/19-available downtown after 5pm
Tuesday 6/20- available downtown 9am-9pm
Wednesday 6/21- Available downtown morning only (before 2pm)
Thursday-Sunday- no availability because I'll be in the woods in head to toe body paint.  

Monday 6/26-available downtown after 5pm
Tuesday 6/27- available downtown 9a-9pm  
Wednesday 6/28-available downtown 9a-9pm
Thursday-6/29- OAKBROOK all day, limited appointment space
Friday-6/30- OAKBROOK all day, limited appointment space

email: [email protected] to book your rendezvous  

 
As always, the fine print:  

**** You MUST have pervious provider references and/or a TER white list, or some other reputable screening service membership. No exceptions. You must have references or screening information for me before requesting an appointment. It's painless, I promise.  

**** Please take the time to tell me a little about yourself and include all of your screening information in your first email. I delete every email that does not include an introduction. Don't be the guy who says "hey, you free later" and nothing more. We hate that guy.  

**** Please review my reviews the Etiquette page of my web site for answers to common questions you may have.  

**** Have you admired me from afar but not had the privilege of meeting due to schedule or your location? Prodigious! Unlike other providers, I do not discourage fan mail. I love reading about how cool you think I am and I will not label you a time waster if you grace my email or blog inbox with a polite hello or a lovely stroke of the ego... even if it's not to book an appointment. I may not respond, but I will be happy to read it. But if you send me a dick pic.... So help me... I will bitch slap your ass back to the Triassic. Ain't nobody got time fa dat. But hellos are cool as are funny animal videos, recipes or jokes and I will gladly receive those in my inbox.  

**** OK that concludes asterisks information time, thank you for paying me your attentions and I Hope you don't melt or fart in a meeting today or anything. Have an amazing day!  

Obligatory email repeat :  [email protected]

-- Modified on 6/19/2017 1:20:35 PM