Why my eyes look so funky. It is simply because my girls and I were out clubbing before the picture was taken and, yeah, I guess I'm THAT chick that forgets she is thirty and wears glitter on her eyes and sports dresses that are way too short. But oh well, it was nice and sparkly in the neon lights!
Anyways, I just thought it looked weird and needed an explanation. So there you have it!
I never visit Oakbrook so those of you gentlemen (with impeccable taste) who have been waiting me for me to come around Wednesday is the day so e-mail me at [email protected] or call me at 312.945.2989 and secure a spot for us to have the best playdate ever!
Why my eyes look so funky. It is simply because my girls and I were out clubbing before the picture was taken and, yeah, I guess I'm THAT chick that forgets she is thirty and wears glitter on her eyes and sports dresses that are way too short. But oh well, it was nice and sparkly in the neon lights!
Anyways, I just thought it looked weird and needed an explanation. So there you have it!
There is no dress too short for you. In fact, the shorter the better because anyone with legs like that should be showing them. Everyone knows where my favorite girlie part is and for those who don't, the thighs are right next to it. If you haven't seen Giselle's bests assets, you're missing one of the finest assets in town. Any questions?
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
VIP MEMBER
, you are now a VIP member!
We thank you for your purchase!
VIP MEMBER
, Thank you for becoming VIP member!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!