umpkin spice season is upon us and I like that a latte. Sorry, I've never been good at resisting the allure of a bad pun. Or the allure of distinguished gentlemen who have a sweet tooth for rambunctious blondes!

I haven't been available much recently, many stones in the fire as of late but I am in Chicago this week and making time for friends old and new, and if you're lucky, for you too. Only one rule; no talking about the election! I can't be the only one who's tired of talking about the evil of two lessors. Amiright! Besides, something tells me we can find something more exciting to discuss.... Or not discuss.  

This week I am available downtown:  
Tuesday 11/1-  all day after noon
Wednesday 11/2- all day after noon
Thursday 11/3- available for morning rendezvous, afternoon delight, or evening tomfoolery  
Friday- 11/4 - available all day after noon

 
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Email me at [email protected]  

As always, the fine print:  

**** You MUST have pervious provider references and/or a TER white list, p411, rs2k, date-check or some other reputable screening service membership. No exceptions. Newbs, please sign up for rs2k at roomservice2000.com before requesting an appointment. It's painless, I promise.  

**** Please take the time to tell me a little about yourself and include all of your screening information in your first email. I delete every email that does not include an introduction. Don't be the guy who says "hey, you free later" and nothing more. We hate that guy.  

**** Please review my reviews the Etiquette page of my web site for answers to common questions you may have.  

**** Have you admired me from afar but not had the privilege of meeting due to schedule or your location? Prodigious! Unlike other providers, I do not discourage fan mail. I love reading about how cool you think I am and I will not label you a time waster if you grace my email or blog inbox with a polite hello or a lovely stroke of the ego... even if it's not to book an appointment. I may not respond, but I will be happy to read it. But if you send me a dick pic.... So help me... I will bitch slap your ass back to the Triassic. Ain't nobody got time fa dat.  

**** if you have any funny animal videos I will gladly receive those in my inbox as well.  

**** OK that concludes asterisks information time, thank you for paying me your attentions and I Hope you don't melt out there.  

Obligatory email repeat :  [email protected]