It would appear as though my most favoritest woman is not spending the weekend in my area this time, so I'm going risk losing her to the masses, and let those know in the Schaumburg area (or those willing to drive that way) that she is not to be missed.  
   
 Mercedes is spectacular.  I've seen her many times over the past year or so, and every time has been a pleasurable experience. She's fun and charming, and is just really cool to be around.