BREASTS IN GENERAL:

* The world's largest boob job is a 38KKK and contains over a gallon of silicone and weighs about 19.4 pounds.

* Gotopless.org is a US Group that claims that women have the same constitutional right to be bare chested in public places as men. They often promote (topless) gatherings to claim for their rights. (Now that sounds like my kind of fun!!!!)

* No woman has two breasts exactly the same.  Usually the left breast is larger.

*  Research conducted at the Victoria University of Wellington showed that breasts are often the first thing men look at, and for a longer time than other body parts. Nothing to be ashamed of since another study said that staring at women's breasts for just minutes a day can improve a man's health and add four to five years to his life,  (I am volunteering my breasts for the benefit of mankind and your longevity *wink*).

* Thinking about doing some travelling and seeing the sites?  A survey made by bra maker Triumph found that British women have the biggest boobs in Europe. More than half of women in that country wear a size D cup. Denmark scored second while Holland was third.


BREASTS IN SPECIFIC (Mine)

* My breasts are a 38GG.  Of course they are not real, unless you consider that they are "real expensive."  If they were real, they would probably hang down to my ankles, which would make wearing skirts difficult, but would keep my ankles warm in the winter without wearing boots.

*  They are just short of a "magnum" or the amount of liquid contained in a "magnum of champagne."  However, they are far more tasty, less calories and don't make you burp from the bubbles.  Plus you can drive after imbibing without worrying about whether you will pass a sobriety test.

* My implants are filled with saline.  If you put your head between them you may be able to hear the ocean.

*  Yes they are soft to the touch and to the lips and they are extrenely sensitive.  Rough handling makes them sore and is highly discouraged.  Gentle handling makes my nipples get hard.

* My breasts love attention and are bilingual.  You can literally lose yourself speaking to them in Russian. (Let's hope we don't have to send in a search party).

* When I lay on my back, they resemble mountains.   If you want them to look more like the alps, you can supply your own liquid snow.  *wink*


While my breasts are my most obvious feature, I have many other hidden talents, which include my tantric-like oral abilities that will make you squirm as you are driven to the edge repeatedly until you explode.

Would you like to become bosom buddies??  or Breast friends?  Do you want to create beautiful mammaries together?   I am sure we will have the breast time  as we work together to add those four or five years to your lifetime.  I am not a doctor, but  if simply staring at breasts adds four or five years, imagine how long you will live if touching and kissing them is involved???

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I do believe that I heard the ocean when we were together and Sinthia's oral skills are "udderly" fantastic...hope to be back in Chicago in a month or so to create more beautiful mammaries together!!!

Great post...and glad you are volunteering your breasts for a good cause...mankind's longevity!!!

Your "Russian" is the best I've ever had!! I have to come see you again soon, it's been way to long. Now if the damned economy would just get better. lol