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Bad ink and breasts so ugly you'll lose your erection! Brunette GFE avail Jan2-31 Downtown/O'Hare
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Hi, my love! I'm so happy you've found me, and I cannot wait to both ravage and pamper you. :)

Now, unfortunately, my breasts are hideous and my tattoos disgusting. But if you can get past those sore points, I'm sure we will have a phenomenal time together!

(Photos of my both my body art & gorgeous face are available via my website - Please email me to request a password. :))
 
As you've gathered, my name is Alyx, and from the moment we meet, you will be mesmerized by both my aesthetic and aura. I've the youthful face of a woman in her mid 20's, the body of an olympic athlete (200# dead lifts, etc), the voracious carnal appetite of a woman in her 40's, and a level of intellect and maturity congruent with my 33 years.
 
And if you have already peeked at my website, then you have felt my presence: Erotic, artistic, strong, balanced, flowing, thoughtful ...
 
When we meet, you will find that I am as real as real can be. :) My charmingly down to earth personality will bring a smile to your face as my gym sculpted figure redirects blood flow.
 
When not in sexy gym attire, you will find me in - more often than not - a classic little black dress and heels. My makeup is always minimally and beautifully applied (highlighting my natural features rather than creating optical illusions) and my long, natural, luxurious mane of reddish brown hair cascades down my back.
 
I take excellent care of appearance in order to present you with a pretty, natural canvas.
 
The unified embodiment of both my cultured upbringing and my lifelong flair for the artistic, I am part tattooed vixen, part girl next door, and 100% erotic.
 
Every moment together will be authentic. In my presence, you will feel the radiant happiness of someone who genuinely loves men, lives a balanced, purpose driven life and who is comfortable in her own skin.
 
Perhaps you will agree that the ideal liaison is a balance of power .. a seamless blend of romance and erotic adventure.
 
I love exploring the depths of the mind/body connection and fulfilling someone's previously unrequited fantasies. After all, something special occurs when the cerebral & sensual intertwine. Something inimitable that speaks to us at our animal core.
 
So are you a book whose cover does not reveal the entire story? Are only a select few are aware of the depths of your complexity? Does even the slightest rebellious flame burn inside your besuited chest?
 
If the answer to any of these is "yes", then you and I are kindred spirits........ And don't you know that kindred spirits make for excellent bedfellows? :)
 
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Screening - through my website or P411 - is imperative.
 
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Now indulging both my sweetly dominant girlfriend side and your alpha submissive proclivities with dedicated kink sessions! From wrestling and muscle worship to implements and beyond, this will be so much fun! You know we both love it. :) Visit my site for more details!

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I am so excited to announce that big changes are coming to my site within the next few weeks!

Sexy personal training packages ...  

Fly me to you dates ...

New imagery ... And more!

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As noted on both my website and Twitter, I am fair in the winter and tanned (like this) in the summer.  

So please allow me to present Tanned Alyx. Same body, different pigmentation.

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I haven't enjoyed an ad title that much since the lamentably retired Lavie's memorable "butt beauty" and "suck and swallow" entries. Thanks for getting 2018 started off with a hilarious bang Alyx.

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