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Easter reference not funny and and not cool!
e.b.cotenord See my TER Reviews 1686 reads
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1 / 12

I want you to be my Jesus. I want you to be your own Romans. And I want you to let me be your Judas.
 
Let me in. Invite me to feast on your flesh... and pay me silver to betray you with a kiss before morning.

steeldesk 12 Reviews 172 reads
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2 / 12

On Sunday, if Jesus sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter

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e.b.cotenord See my TER Reviews 175 reads
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3 / 12

I thought that was Bastille Day. I'm terrible at keeping all my religious holidays straight.

Roadrunner33418 2 Reviews 155 reads
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4 / 12

I bet Jesus would write one helluva review.  Just saying....

e.b.cotenord See my TER Reviews 211 reads
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5 / 12

he better... always bringing his 12 friends...

BathtubGin 32 Reviews 222 reads
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6 / 12

Guessing your an atheist or jew...and someone I will never book now!

e.b.cotenord See my TER Reviews 212 reads
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7 / 12

I'm not much of a Christian girl but I've been known to eek out a prayer or two in the presence of sinners.

steeldesk 12 Reviews 156 reads
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8 / 12

Hey Churchy I think you forgot what web site this board is on. What does the Bible say about participating in the escort trade?  I think you need to install mirrors in your house and take a look at yourself.  

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e.b.cotenord See my TER Reviews 223 reads
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9 / 12

Refer 12 of your disciples to me this weekend and earn yourself a free 1 hour "Feast of Cana" all-you-can-eat session.

cco22inf 48 Reviews 162 reads
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10 / 12

Posted By: BathtubGin
Guessing your an atheist or jew...and someone I will never book now!
Oh for crying out loud. Lighten up. I bet you're a giant pain in the ass anyways.

steeldesk 12 Reviews 135 reads
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11 / 12

BathtubClown,

Do you share your escort conquests with other parishioners at your church's pancake breastfast?  I bet you follow the gospel according to Johns.  Your religious hypocrisy is fully on display, but you are too stupid to realize it.  BTW, Jesus was a Jew.  

Peace be with you.

BathtubGin 32 Reviews 122 reads
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12 / 12
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