I thought I'd switch it up putting all selfies in my ad this week. I think we all get a bit tired of all those spray-tanned airbrushed photos. It's all a little pretentious if you ask me, and misleading. So I decided to dress it down a bit (Pun intended) because with me, what you see is what you get. (And then some 😉)
I haven't been around much lately, I finally put a blog up on tumblr all about where I've been, and what I've been up to. Go ahead, look... I know you're curious: savannahisbananas.tumblr.com

🙊🙈🙉**limited availability this weekend, inquire for details**🙊🙈🙉

Monday 3/6- available downtown before 7pm  
Tuesday 3/7- OAKBROOK
Wednesday 3/8- OAKBROOK  
Thursday 3/9- downtown  
Friday 3/10- downtown  

email: [email protected] to book your rendezvous  

 
As always, the fine print:  

****  No politicking please! 🙄 I'm sick to my bra straps of Trump talk. My Oval Office would rather discuss something that rhymes with election  😉 and hopefully when we're thru, no one will be marching through the streets wearing hats shaped like ladybits 😾😻🙀 Actually,  hoo-ha hats are allowed, they're actually pretty hilarious. So to recap; no politics, pussy hat optional.  

**** You MUST have pervious provider references and/or a TER white list, p411, rs2k, date-check or some other reputable screening service membership. No exceptions. Newbs, please sign up for rs2k at roomservice2000.com before requesting an appointment. It's painless, I promise.  

**** Please take the time to tell me a little about yourself and include all of your screening information in your first email. I delete every email that does not include an introduction. Don't be the guy who says "hey, you free later" and nothing more. We hate that guy.  

**** Please review my reviews the Etiquette page of my web site for answers to common questions you may have.  

**** Have you admired me from afar but not had the privilege of meeting due to schedule or your location? Prodigious! Unlike other providers, I do not discourage fan mail. I love reading about how cool you think I am and I will not label you a time waster if you grace my email or blog inbox with a polite hello or a lovely stroke of the ego... even if it's not to book an appointment. I may not respond, but I will be happy to read it. But if you send me a dick pic.... So help me... I will bitch slap your ass back to the Triassic. Ain't nobody got time fa dat.  

**** if you have any funny animal videos I will gladly receive those in my inbox as well.  

**** OK that concludes asterisks information time, thank you for paying me your attentions and I Hope you don't melt out there.  

Obligatory email repeat :  [email protected]

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